A lady was thinking of something special for her boyfriend. So She went to the Jewller's shop.
Jeweller: "Would you like to engrave your boyfriends name on it? "
Lady: "Nope, Instread engrave 'To my one and only love".
Jeweller: "So Romantic. You boyfriend is lucky one".
Lady: "Yeah sure, I would like to order 10 pieces of it."
Valentine Day Jokes :)
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Love Story of a Prince
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word
each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could
speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Valentine Day Jokes :)
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Valentine Day Jokes :)
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