A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down
the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states,
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year.
Isn't that nice!" After passing a bull that had mated 65 times, she
grinningly quips, "You could learn from this one!"
They reach the last bull, whose ownder is stroking the massive beast's
head. "How many times has your bull mated this year?" asks the wife.
"This here's the pride of the County: 365 times, ma'am."
The wife's jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. "Wow! You could
really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!"
The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says, "Hey, was it all with the same cow?"
Enjoy and get refreshed with a wide collection of extremely funny jokes, friendship, love, flirts, etc sms and other humor articles. Apart from sms and jokes, also check out the stories and other interesting materials. I will be adding more and more in this site. Be sure to check out for updates. Keep in touch!!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
Dean and Jerry were riding a train across the west. Jerry looked out the window and saw a whole lot of buffalo roaming the range. Look at th...
-
Many many years ago, when I was twenty-three I got married to a widow, Pretty as could be, This widow had a grown up daughter with flowing h...
-
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.&quo...
-
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place....
-
A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across...
-
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another an...
-
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls ov...
-
One day, an old lady went to the store to get some food for her dog. When she got to the counter to pay, the cashier said she needed proof...
-
Outside city hall, a boy selling newspapers bellowed, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Two men swindled!" A man walked up to the ...
-
Three guys lived in a room. As they were having their dinner, 1st guy: Wow! What a delicious pickles. 2nd guy: Hadn’t I made it, would it ha...
No comments:
Post a Comment