A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health
risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across
an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program.
"Guaranteed my ass", he thought to himself, but desperate, he calls them
up and subscribes to the 3 day 10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there is a knock at his door and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptous, athletic, beautiful babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck. She
introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business."
The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing
happens. On the fourth day he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
has lost ten pounds, as promised.
So, he calls the company and orders from them their 5 day/ 20 pound
program. As expected, the next day there's a knock at the door and there
stands the most stunningly beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in
his life, wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
He's after her in a shot. This girl is in great shape and it takes a
while to catch her, but when he does, it's worth every cramp and wheeze.
She is by far the best he's ever had. For the next four days, the same
routine happens and much to his delight on the fifth day, he weighs
himself and found he has lost another twenty pounds as promised!
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7
day/50 pound loss program. "Are you sure," asks the representative on
the phone, "this is our most rigorous program..." "Absolutely," he
replies. "I haven't felt this great in years!"
The next day there is a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink racing
spikes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can
have you!"
source : http://www.thejokeyard.com
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