So there's 3 construction workers working on a skyscraper. One brunette,
one red-head, and a blonde. At lunch, the brunette opens his lunchbox
and there's a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich. He says, "Aww man,
ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I get them everyday! If I get
one more PB&J I'm going to jump off this building!" Then the
red-head opens his lunchbox and there's a peanutbutter and jelly
sandwich. He says, "Aww man, ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I
am so sick of those! Next time, I'm jumping off this building!" Then
the blonde opens his lunchbox and there's a peanutbutter and jelly
sandwich. He says, "Aww man, ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Will I ever get something else?! One more and I'm jumping too."
The next day each of them open their lunches to discover PB&j's, so they jump off the building and die.
At their funeral the brunette's wife cries and says, "Why did I
pack him peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches, why!?" The red-head wife
cries and says, "Why didn't I pack him something else, WHY!?!?" Then the
blonde's wife says, "Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
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