A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck
when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little
red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The
fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says
"I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure
is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the
little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little
girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run
your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck
I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
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