A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in
favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that
even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before.
However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they
decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and
her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on
the porch.
source:: www.thejokeyard.com
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