Once the death of god, Yamraj wished to meet the three most brilliant persons of the earth. So, ordered to bring the three most brilliant persons from the earth. From all the corners of the world, the three most brilliant persons were brought to the hell, and Yamraj put forward a condition for the three guys.
Yamraj: I will give all three of you a chance to ask most difficult questions in this world. If I am not able to answer your question then you would be sent back to the world, but if I told the right answer you will have to stay here forever.
The three brilliant got worried, however they managed to ask a question.
1st brilliant: What is the exact diameter of the earth?
The Yamraj meditates for a while and then gives exactly the right answer. So, the 1st brilliant lost his chance.
2nd brilliant: What is energy mass conversion theory?
The Yamraj again meditates for a while and describes the right answer. So, the 2nd brilliant too lost his chance. And finally came the turn of third brilliant. But the very time, he was very much nervous and already full of sweat.
3rd brilliant: Well can I smoke for a while? This is my last wish.
Yamraj: Ok! You are given that chance too.
As he smoked he kept on thinking a question, and then suddenly he took out a paper from his pocket. He made several holes on the paper, took the paper right back to his ass and gave a BOOOMB….Then…
3rd brilliant: So, tell me through which hole did I bombarded.
Then the Yamraj thought for a while and showed him a paper on the hole through which the gas came out.
Yamraj: Isn’t it the right answer?
3rd brilliant: (With very much happiness in his face) NO NO. You are wrong. I bombarded through this hole. (pointing to his asshole
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