Dean and Jerry were riding a train across the west. Jerry looked out the window and saw a whole lot of buffalo roaming the range. Look at the buch of buffalo said Jerry.
Dean: Don't say bunch, say herd.
Jerry: Herd what.
Dean: Herd of Buffalo
Jerry: Sure, I have heard of buffalo.
Dean: No, a buffalo herd.
Jerry: I don't care what a buffalo heard I ain't said nothing that I'm ashamed of.
Source : The Himalayan Times
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