Thursday, February 28, 2008
THE GOD OF SOUP...
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
SINGULAR OR PLURAL…
After the lecture on singular and plural nouns, the teacher asks to the student.
Teacher : Is trousers singular or plural noun?
Student : Singular at the top and plural at the buttom.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Santa Banta jokes
Santa got angry and replied: Sender is foolish and reader is great.
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died.
Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup."
Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Banta : Look what a glass there is. Its closed at the top and open at the buttom.
Santa : Ya! What a glass it is. And if the glass was opened at the top, anything poured into it would flow away from the buttom.
Santa: Wow! But please don’t tell it to my wife, I will surprise her by myself.
Santa: If you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Then came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."
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