Three guys lived in a room. As they were having their dinner,
1st guy: Wow! What a delicious pickles.
2nd guy: Hadn’t I made it, would it have been delicious, Hmm..?
3rd guy: And who made the meat? It’s even tastier.
1st guy: Hadn’t I made it, would it have been testier?
1st an 2nd guy : Wow! Most tasteful is the cauliflower.
3rd guy: Hadn’t I fertilized it with my stool, would it have been so tasteful?
SECRET OF FASTNESS…
One day an aero plane asked a rocket.
Aero plane : How do you run so fast?
Rocket : You cant understand my problem friend. You would have known only if your ass was on fire.
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