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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
How to get the key?
Leo and Sam exited and locket the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it?""No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're trying to break in." Then Leo suggested,"What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull the lock?" "No,"said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger.""Well," sighed Leo, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
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