One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water
hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal
in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to
have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the
only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear,
you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he
was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be
female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put
it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his
wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and
gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for
these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought
the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."
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