Reporter (To the first old man) : What is the secret of your long life?
First old man: Well, I never drank alcohol, never smoked tobacco and I have only one wife forever.
Reporter : And what’s your age?
First old man: I’m 90.
Reporter: What about you?
Second old man : Well I sometimes drank, sometimes smoked and dated often.
Reporter: So, what’s your age?
Second old man: Well, I am 88.
Reporter: And what about you?
Third old man : I smoke two-three packet of cigarette every day, always drank alcohol before sleep and dated every woman I go out with.
Reporter : That sounds great. So, what’s your age?
Third old man : 26!
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