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Thursday, February 28, 2008

THE GOD OF SOUP...

A kid was eating a bowl of hot soup with his steel spoon. Mistakenly, the spoon fell down in the bowl and the kid started crying. After sometime, the soup god emerged out of the soup and asked the kid why he was crying. The boy explained what happened. Then the soup god drowned down and after a while again emerged with a golden spoon in his hand and asked the boy whether it was his spoon. The kid looked at the spoon and he remembered the moral story of the woodcutter. So, the kid frankly said that it was not his spoon. Then again the soup god drowned down and came up with silver spoon. This time too the boy said that it was not his spoon. Finally, the soup god came up with the steel spoon of the kid and asked if it belonged to him. The kid was happy to see his spoon and accepted that it was his spoon. Then the soup god looked round the spoon and liked it and said, “ Oh! Boy this spoon is so good. I won’t give you.”, and drowned again. The kid then started crying wyah wyah……

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

SINGULAR OR PLURAL…

After the lecture on singular and plural nouns, the teacher asks to the student.
Teacher : Is trousers singular or plural noun?
Student : Singular at the top and plural at the buttom.


Saturday, February 2, 2008

Santa Banta jokes

Banta sent sms to Santa: Sender is great and reader is foolish.
Santa got angry and replied: Sender is foolish and reader is great.


Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.


Santa Singh
decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died.
Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'


Santa - "why are all these people running?"
Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup."
Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Looking at a glass inverted on a table:
Banta : Look what a glass there is. Its closed at the top and open at the buttom.
Santa : Ya! What a glass it is. And if the glass was opened at the top, anything poured into it would flow away from the buttom.


Once a lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. After Santa didn’t come in 4 days, in the fifth day she calls Santa and asks the reason. Then Santa replies, “I have been coming to your house since 4 days. I rang the doorbell but no one replied so I thought no one was there in the home.”

Nurse: Congrats Santa, you have become a father.
Santa: Wow! But please don’t tell it to my wife, I will surprise her by myself.


Jeeto: If you tell something to a man, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: If you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.


When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Then came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."


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