A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you
ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang
duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
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