So there's 3 construction workers working on a skyscraper. One brunette,
one red-head, and a blonde. At lunch, the brunette opens his lunchbox
and there's a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich. He says, "Aww man,
ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I get them everyday! If I get
one more PB&J I'm going to jump off this building!" Then the
red-head opens his lunchbox and there's a peanutbutter and jelly
sandwich. He says, "Aww man, ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I
am so sick of those! Next time, I'm jumping off this building!" Then
the blonde opens his lunchbox and there's a peanutbutter and jelly
sandwich. He says, "Aww man, ANOTHER peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Will I ever get something else?! One more and I'm jumping too."
The next day each of them open their lunches to discover PB&j's, so they jump off the building and die.
At their funeral the brunette's wife cries and says, "Why did I
pack him peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches, why!?" The red-head wife
cries and says, "Why didn't I pack him something else, WHY!?!?" Then the
blonde's wife says, "Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
Humor Jokes :)
Enjoy and get refreshed with a wide collection of extremely funny jokes, friendship, love, flirts, etc sms and other humor articles. Apart from sms and jokes, also check out the stories and other interesting materials. I will be adding more and more in this site. Be sure to check out for updates. Keep in touch!!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Popular Posts
-
Many many years ago, when I was twenty-three I got married to a widow, Pretty as could be, This widow had a grown up daughter with flowing h...
-
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to ...
-
Once upon a time, a man was riding his horse and he saw a car and saw it changing gears for speed. But his horse did not have any gears so h...
-
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he coul...
-
A lady was thinking of something special for her boyfriend. So She went to the Jewller's shop. Jeweller: "Would you like to engrav...
-
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd ...
-
A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, ...
-
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8 children… A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus a...
-
After the lecture on singular and plural nouns, the teacher asks to the student. Teacher : Is trousers singular or plural noun? Student :...
-
A guy walks into a bar, sits at the counter and says, "Drinks, everybody one me, even you bartender, put it on my tab." Every one ...
No comments:
Post a Comment