A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to
farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to
return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives
was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in
the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little
farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple
in the midst of heavy... activity. The padre is really flustered and
quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and
kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each
other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
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