Enjoy and get refreshed with a wide collection of extremely funny jokes, friendship, love, flirts, etc sms and other humor articles. Apart from sms and jokes, also check out the stories and other interesting materials. I will be adding more and more in this site. Be sure to check out for updates. Keep in touch!!!

Monday, January 21, 2008

Amazing tricky pictures
Fixed your eyes to the picture and make it a little bit blur. Go on seeing you will see a very beautiful picture hidden in the amazing art. You will see different shapes that are seen backward and some of the parts get aside as a background. They are very interesting picture. It is true that it is very tricky, but when you can see a picture carefully you will be able to see all such pictures easily and more conveniently. So don’t give up try on making your vision concentrated on the picture. I recommend you to download the picture so that you can see it nicely.









Concentrate on the picture until you see a single big Buddha among the number of Buddhas.






























































QUOTES FROM BUDDHISM

He who offends an offenceless man, ….against such a fool the evil reverts, like fine dust thrown against the wind.

The fool who knows his foolishness is wise at any rate so far. But the fool who thinks himself wise, he is a fool indeed.

Anger, alas! How it changes the comely face! How it destroys the loveliness of beauty!

In order to terminate all suffering, be earnest in performing good deeds.

Let us now unite in the practice of what is good, cherishing a gentle and sympathizing heart, and carefully cultivating good faith and righteousness.

He who is tender to all that lives is protected by heaven and loved by men.

Virtuous deeds should be practiced to day; for who can say but we may die tomorrow?

Short indeed is the life of man; within a hundred years he dies; or if any one lives longer, then he dies of old age.

The evil-doer suffers both in this world and in the next.

Hell was not created by anyone. The fire of the angry mind produces the fire of hell, and consumes its possessor. When a person does evil, he lights the fire of hell, and burns with his own fire.

He who does wrong, O king, come to feel remorse. But he who does well feels no remorse, and feeling no remorse, gladness will spring up within him.

If you see others lamenting, join in their lamentations: if thou hear others rejoicing, join in their joy.

May I never, even in a dream, be guilty of theft, adultery, drunkenness, life-slaughter, and untruthfulness.

The present is an imperfect existence; …I pray for greater perfection in the next.

All the people were bound close in family love and friendship.

This world is afflicted with death and decay; therefore the wise do no grieve, knowing the terms of the world.

Have respect for the aged as though they are thy father and mother: love the young as thy children or younger brother.

The man of wisdom should do what is beneficial to other beings, by abstaining from selfish aspirations even so far as to sacrifice his own body.

There is not a spot upon earth, neither in the sky, neither in the sea, neither in the mountain-clefts, where an (evil) deed does not bring trouble to the doer.

Whatsoever living beings there are, feeble or strong, small or large, seen or not seen, …..may all creatures be happy-minded.

Health is the greatest of gifts, contentment the best of riches.

IF thou be born in the poor man’s hovel, yet have wisdom, then wilt thou be like the lotus-flower growing out of the mire.

The rich who is not contented endures the pain of poverty.



All beings desire happiness; therefore to all extend your benevolence.

Like as a mother at the risk of her life watcher over her only child, so also let every one cultivate towards all beings a friendly mind.

Overcome evil by good.

To make an end of selfishness is happiness.

Though a man conquer a thousand thousand men in battle, a greater conqueror still is he who conquers himself.

For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time; hatred ceases by love; this is an old rule.

I then will ask you, If a man, in worshipping, sacrifices a sheep, and so does well, wherefore not his child, and so do better? Surely, there is no merit in killing a sheep!

Use no perfume but sweetness of thoughts.

At the end of life the soul goes forth alone; whereupon only our good deeds befriends us.

Our deeds, whether good or evil, follow us as shadows.

The real treasure is that laid up through charity and piety, temperance and self control. The treasure thus hid is secure, and passes not away. Thought he leave the fleeting riches of the world, this a man carries with him- a treasure that no wrong of others, and no thief can steal.

It is better to die in righteousness than to live in unrighteousness.

What is true gift? – One for which nothing is expected in return.

Those who have sin at heart, but are sweet of speech, are like a pitcher smeared with nectar, but full of poison.

This is the greatest happiness – to subdue the selfish thought of ‘I’



Check out more at www.budaedu.org

Sunday, January 20, 2008

FRIENDSHIP AND CARE (Hindi)

Yaad aye kavi to aakhe band mat karma, hum na bhi mile to gham mat karna, ye jaruri nahi k hum hamesha sath rahe par dosti ka ehsas ko kam mat karna.

Dost dost hi nahi, khuda hota hain. Mehasus tab hota hein jab woh juda hota hein. Bina dost ke jina ek saza hota hai aur DOST aap jeysa ho to jeene me maza aata hein!!!

Khusbu mein aayenge hum sms k taraha dil mein bas jayenge hum ringtone k taraha kabhi, saath na chodenge balance k taraha lekin tum busy mat hona network ki taraha

Moon ne band ki lighting, Sun ne shuru ki shining Murge ne di hai warning, to hum bhi bol de aap ko GOOD MORNING.

FLIRTS AND SATTIRES (Hindi)

Daaton (Teeth) ko Sahi salamat rakhne ke liye 3 formula. 1) Roj Do Bar Brush Karo! 2) Choclate Mat Khao! 3) Mujhse panga kabhi mat lena…

Vaghwan ne aapko veja to veja lekin veja ko aise veja ki veje mein veja hi nahin veja. Yeh muje kisine veja, isliye maine aapko veja!!..

Aansu tere nikle toh ankhe mere ho, dil tere dhadke to dil bhi mere ho, khuda kare hamari dosti itni gahere itni gehere ho ki nokri to karey aur salary hamari hoh..

Raste(road) par agar tumhe kohi ragging kare to use mu mat lagna, na hi usey sandal marne, arey 21st century hein saley ko bomb sey uda do

Brahma ney 1st dinosaur banaya sogaya. Fir jaga environment banaya, sogaya, fir jaga aur Bandar banaya uski baad na khud soya na aur ko sonea diya.

New punishment 4 mobile owners, MISSCALL dnene ke liye jail, SMS k liye faashi, CALL k liye umar kaid, aap mat darna: kanjuso ko to 1 LAKH ka inaam hein

Ap k liye ek film ka offer hai. Ek aasan sa role hain jisme hero aap ko khandar me leke jayega aur goli maar dega. Film ka naam hai ‘ khandar mein Bandar ki maut’

Kiss kiss ki mahafil main kiss kiss ne kiss kiss ko kis tarahase kiss kiya ek jo main tha har kiss ko miss kiya aur ek jo aap tha har miss ko kiss kiya!!

Jab tum hanste ho tolagta hain ki “insaan” pehele Bandar that dekho gussa mat hona gusssa hote ho to lagta hain ki insaan aaj bhi Bandar hain..

Kutte Kamine Matlabi Dhokebaz Ullu ke patthe Besharam Jhute Makkar kapti, in sabhi tarah ki insano se duur rehna mere yaar.

KBC mein Shahrukh ne mujse pucha “world ka sabse bada stupid kaun thukra diya par aapka nam nahi bataya….

Tabiyat bura tha. Doctor ne hope less kaha. Phir tantrik to dikhaya, uus ne bola “Tumpar BHOOT ka saya hai ek GHOR papi ko sms karo thik hoga. Now I am feeling good.

When clouds break rainfalls, when coconut breaks water falls, when heart breaks tearfalls when your head breaks, aila kya GOBBAR

Agar aap pagal hoto sms miltehi reply karo, bewakuf hoto miscall karo, jungly hoto call karo aur sabkuch hoto kuch bhi nahi karna

Yeh teri aanken jhuki jhuki, yeh teri chehra khila khila, aur jab tere chehre par haat phira toh aadha kilo fair and lovely mila.

Bhagwan k bina mandir adhuri hain, dost k bina jeevan adhuri hai. Patni k bina ghar aadhuri hay usi tarah tumhare bina CIRCUS aadhuri hai..

Aaj se mujhe matt milna, batein bhi mat karna, phone bhi mat karna, aur sms bhi mat karna kyun ki doctor ke muje pagal se milney ke liyeh manah kiya hein.


FLIRTS AND SATTIRES

Who says English is the easy subject? Fill in the blanks with yes/no. 1. __ I am stupid. 2. __ I am duffer? 3.__ I don’t have sense..

Have you ever seen a monkey covered in a polythene? No?? …….Never mind… just have a look at your ID-Card.

If ever in ur life u feel u r lost, depressed n have no idea wat to do, then come 2 me, I’ll take u 4 a long walk on a bridge n show u where 2 jump from.

Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves the right and the left. The left has nothing right in it and right has nothing left in it.

BREAKING NEWS::: DON’T GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE. Because zoo guards are searching for monkeys…..

I love u I love u I love u… I love u so much coz my mother told me that we should take better care of mentally retarded people.

Birds love u, monkey love u, bears love you, chimpanzee love u, tortoise love u, giraffe love u…please return to zoo, they all miss you…

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere. Now guess who is that boy? Naa! U dirty minded. Dirty people have dirty mind. That boy is lifeboy.

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!

Do you know full form of COLLEGE .C-Come, O-On,L-Lets ,L-Love,E-Each,G-Girl,E-Eually...Thats why boys go 2 college regularly…

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE = you; Sweet = you; GOOD LOOKING = you; GORGEOUS = you; LIAR = me!

CNN News, Bush orders 15000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

When I and my friend were walking on the road, we saw a monkey, it confused me because it was just like you.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…Open ur eyes! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

Have you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? That is how dogs spend their lives.

1 message received 1 nice person sent it 1 monkey is reading it. Monkey is angry now, monkey is still reading monkey will now forward this msg 2 other monkeys.

When u get up in the morning I will kiss u in ur mouth, slowly I will kiss in ur teeth and play with ur tongue u know why coz I am ur tooth brush.

Winter comes again n again, summer comes again n again but person like u never come again n again coz god never makes same mistake again n again

No flower can represent love but rose did it, no plant can represent water but cactus did it, no fool can read this but u did it.

Importance of thumb: Child use it 4 chewing. Illiterate use it 4 signing. Winners use it 4 victory & fool read it 4 reading the sms!!

U know 1 think using mobile brain may damage. But you don’t worry it happens only 2 them who have brain.

So sweet is ur smile, so sweet is ur style, so sweet is ur eye, see how sweetly I lie.

Emergency!! I need ur photo. Quick mail me I m not jokin plz do it fast. I don’t have much time, I m playin cards n right now I exclusively need a joker.

I cant live without u, I cant breath without u, u r my heart u r my soul, u r my everything, if u r not I will die..u r here u r there..Oh! oxygen u r great..

In case if I die tomorrow, don’t let ur tears falls down n don’t even feel sad for it too, also don’t come to funeral. I request u to come up straight.. We’d make party..

If I had a camera.. I wud snap ur every moments, every smile, every moments. I wud store them to keep them in my kitchen to scare off the naughty mice.

FRIENDSHIP AND CARE

Star has 5 ends, square has 4 ends, triangle has 3 ends, line has 2 ends. But look! The circle of our friendship has no any ends…

When friends like you come into the life, these lips smile up even in the frustrations, n this is the foundation our life, the life that glitters with our friendship.

GOOD FREN r who care without HESITATION, who remember without LIMITATION & who miss even without COMMUNICATION, I know you are one of them.

GOD knows the value of dream, so he created sleep, God knows the value of love so he created heart. God knows the value of friendship, so he created you.

I am sending you ‘1000’ smiles take 1 for now and keep 999 under ur pillow. Pick out 1 every morning when you wake up and start ur day with big smile

Few Relations in Earth Never Die. Wanna know who is it?

(F)ew

(R)elation

(I)n

(E)arth

(N)ever

(D)ie

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need you. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

God has given us 2 gifts. 1 is choice. Choice is to select a good friend and choice is to have a best one like you!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z One who invented letter was genius but made a silly mistake by keeping ‘U’ and ‘I’ so far.

Science has proved that sugar melts in water. So please don’t walk in rain, Otherwise I will loose such a SWEET friend like you

To understanding a misunderstanding is an understanding in friendship but to have no misunderstanding is the most understood friendship

Moon gives us light at night. I wish u will be cool n right. Whenever I switch off ur light remember that I am saying goodnight.

I asked god 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. I asked god 4 a drop of water n he gave me an ocean. I asked god 4 an angel & he gave me u.

When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me what my wish was..Then I said please take special care of the person reading this message…

Popular Posts