FLIRTS AND SATTIRES (Hindi)

Daaton (Teeth) ko Sahi salamat rakhne ke liye 3 formula. 1) Roj Do Bar Brush Karo! 2) Choclate Mat Khao! 3) Mujhse panga kabhi mat lena…

Vaghwan ne aapko veja to veja lekin veja ko aise veja ki veje mein veja hi nahin veja. Yeh muje kisine veja, isliye maine aapko veja!!..

Aansu tere nikle toh ankhe mere ho, dil tere dhadke to dil bhi mere ho, khuda kare hamari dosti itni gahere itni gehere ho ki nokri to karey aur salary hamari hoh..

Raste(road) par agar tumhe kohi ragging kare to use mu mat lagna, na hi usey sandal marne, arey 21^st century hein saley ko bomb sey uda do

Brahma ney 1^st dinosaur banaya sogaya. Fir jaga environment banaya, sogaya, fir jaga aur Bandar banaya uski baad na khud soya na aur ko sonea diya.

New punishment 4 mobile owners, MISSCALL dnene ke liye jail, SMS k liye faashi, CALL k liye umar kaid, aap mat darna: kanjuso ko to 1 LAKH ka inaam hein

Ap k liye ek film ka offer hai. Ek aasan sa role hain jisme hero aap ko khandar me leke jayega aur goli maar dega. Film ka naam hai ‘ khandar mein Bandar ki maut’

Kiss kiss ki mahafil main kiss kiss ne kiss kiss ko kis tarahase kiss kiya ek jo main tha har kiss ko miss kiya aur ek jo aap tha har miss ko kiss kiya!!

Jab tum hanste ho tolagta hain ki “insaan” pehele Bandar that dekho gussa mat hona gusssa hote ho to lagta hain ki insaan aaj bhi Bandar hain..

Kutte Kamine Matlabi Dhokebaz Ullu ke patthe Besharam Jhute Makkar kapti, in sabhi tarah ki insano se duur rehna mere yaar.

KBC mein Shahrukh ne mujse pucha “world ka sabse bada stupid kaun thukra diya par aapka nam nahi bataya….

Tabiyat bura tha. Doctor ne hope less kaha. Phir tantrik to dikhaya, uus ne bola “Tumpar BHOOT ka saya hai ek GHOR papi ko sms karo thik hoga. Now I am feeling good.

When clouds break rainfalls, when coconut breaks water falls, when heart breaks tearfalls when your head breaks, aila kya GOBBAR

Agar aap pagal hoto sms miltehi reply karo, bewakuf hoto miscall karo, jungly hoto call karo aur sabkuch hoto kuch bhi nahi karna

Yeh teri aanken jhuki jhuki, yeh teri chehra khila khila, aur jab tere chehre par haat phira toh aadha kilo fair and lovely mila.

Bhagwan k bina mandir adhuri hain, dost k bina jeevan adhuri hai. Patni k bina ghar aadhuri hay usi tarah tumhare bina CIRCUS aadhuri hai..

Aaj se mujhe matt milna, batein bhi mat karna, phone bhi mat karna, aur sms bhi mat karna kyun ki doctor ke muje pagal se milney ke liyeh manah kiya hein.