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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Kicked Her Teeth

Sardar recieved Rs 50,000 for injuries recieved in a traffic accident while his wife recieved Rs 10,000.
'How badly injured was your wife?' a friend asked.
'Oh, my wife wasn't injured in the accident at all,' replied the Sardar,'but I had the presence of mind to kick her in the teeth before the police arrived.'
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