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Friday, January 2, 2009

Counting Money Before...

Sardar had a toothache so he went to visit the dentist. As he sat nervously in the dentist's chair he fumbled in his pocket.
'There's no need to pay me in advance,' said the dentist.
'Well its not that at all, I'm just counting my money before you put me under gas.', replied the Sardar.
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