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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Depends On How Hard I KIck!

A football fan told his friend,'Even my dog watches all the matches with me. When my team wins it jumps up and down and claps its paws. When my team loses it somersaults.'
'How many somersaults?' asked his friend, impressed.
The fan replied, 'It depends on how hard I kick it.'
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