Santa Banta jokes

Banta sent sms to Santa: Sender is great and reader is foolish.
Santa got angry and replied: Sender is foolish and reader is great.

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died.
Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

Santa - "why are all these people running?"
Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup."
Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Looking at a glass inverted on a table:
Banta : Look what a glass there is. Its closed at the top and open at the buttom.
Santa : Ya! What a glass it is. And if the glass was opened at the top, anything poured into it would flow away from the buttom.

Once a lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. After Santa didn’t come in 4 days, in the fifth day she calls Santa and asks the reason. Then Santa replies, “I have been coming to your house since 4 days. I rang the doorbell but no one replied so I thought no one was there in the home.”

Nurse: Congrats Santa, you have become a father.
Santa: Wow! But please don’t tell it to my wife, I will surprise her by myself.

Jeeto: If you tell something to a man, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: If you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Then came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."